A Handy Not-Even-New Invention From The Makers Of CARS!
THEY GIVE DIRECTION!
A friendly heads up of "Oh eybrah, I'm gonna skoot right into your lane, there. Wordbrah?" or perhaps "Scuse, I'm about to shoot my stopped car off the right shoulder into oncoming traffic! Wooo!"
TURN SIGNALS ARE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED!
These little buggers are right smack dab on that little stick that protrudes from the left of your car's steering wheel. You know, that giant thing that turns your car into the lane you're about to own up? With just a little flick of a finger you can let all your fellow motorists know just where you are planning to be. MIND BOGGLING!
YOU CAN SIGNAL BOTH WAYS!
Turn signals have the handy ability to signal left OR right!
SAVE LIVES!
Not only will turn signals prevent other motorists from careening into your vehicle due to an unexpected lane change, but they also prevent the likeliness that the guy you just cut off going 75mph will track you down and beat you to a pulp! See? Everyone wins!
TURN SIGNALS ARE GLORIOUS AND YOU SHOULD USE THEM!
*No purchase necessary when operating a fully functional motor vehicle.
*Results of turn signal operation may vary. Instances such as signaling right and moving left may end in your ass getting stomped via oncoming vehicle. Leaving a turn signal on after a completed lane change may result in confusion of other drivers, erratic cut-ins from pissed off assholes and the occasional appearance of a passing middle finger.
*Oh and it's the law to use them.
