I'm pretty sure Knucks/Scott Baio is sleeping soundly in his kennel as this dirt bag is slumbering across the couch from me. I know he's plotting his next move... And to think this thing was a Christmas present at one point. I'm completely against animal cruelty but if Gadget were to disappear off the face of Earth I really wouldn't be all too heartbroken.
I'll most likely wake up in the middle of the night with my hair being chewed on shortly followed by crying due to the fact he hasn't been fed in an hour.
Gadget, I despise your annoying, diabetic, overweight existence. Please stop knocking shit off of every table in the house.
